a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

when you get into an incident in which an automobile hits you and you get sent to the emergency room, for real

bootyclapper: a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

by dogethatman September 18, 2025

Im bored

Send help! im bOrEd

Mayday im bord.

"Becky left me to do this thing all by myself, im bored, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by look in the tags November 21, 2018

im jus trynna build a clothing rack smh

means they wanna have seggs

person 1: im jus trynna build a clothing rack smh
person 2: oh so you wanna get in bed?

person 1: ohhh yeaaa

by izzy_145 July 13, 2022

im 6ft

I HAVE 5 BILLION IN THE BANK. FUCK PERIODS AND CRAMPS. I STAND WITH WOMEN’S RIGHTS

Im 6ft

by Hejkelelwlsld November 21, 2023

IME

Person who is weird, usually likes llamas. Drinker of beer and master procrastinator. General asshole with good sense of humor. Tolerable in small dosages.

Ime is day-drunk again pretending to be a galloping llama.

by Helen Wu April 3, 2017

im screwed

when you know u wont be able to resist someone or something

Person 1: "OMG, Im screwed, they are so cute i cant wait to see them again"

by bob!bj January 28, 2022

achyut IMS

Someone who is the butt of the joke and likes to make out with kids
Can be referred to someone who has a very loud sneeze is very annoying at sometimes with it
Not very blessed vertically

Dude can you actually shut up you are such an Achyut IMS right now

by TheRealGuyIMS May 7, 2024