Hop on Michael’s Zombies.

The term “Hop on Michael’s Zombies” is a way of asking a person if they want to partake in having rough sloppy anal sex, and sloppy messy blowjobs.
Person 1: Hey wanna Hop on Michael’s Zombies.

Person 2: Hell yeah bro
by she_themtitties November 07, 2023
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Hip Hop Twitter

A bunch of virgins talking about hip hop music
Hip Hop Twitter be like:
1st Person:"yeah this new album its good"
2nd Person: "Nah this album is ass"
by okbruhimoutahere October 18, 2020
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Sour Hop Baby

A baby who's mother exclusively drank craft beers while still in the womb.
Tyler is a Sour Hop Baby, his mom was crushing Belgian-Style Tripels in her third trimester.
by uniquefloria July 20, 2021
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Hop on ash police

Saying this to a PERSON means they have to have rough anal sex with you. Gay or not, you can't deny this.
"Hey wanna hop on ash police?"
"Sure!"
by pussy nigga balls April 19, 2022
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Hip hop crush

An attraction to a hip hop artist that is based not only on looks, but skills on the microphone as well.
I've had a hip hop crush on Queen Latifah since her "All Hail the Queen" album.
by Big West August 31, 2010
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hip hop team

a group of pop culture whores who shop at American Eagle like its there job. Listen to hot 99.5 all day long and thoroughly enjoy BSSAC mixers. One must have a stinky retainer, one must have pancake tits, one must a sun kissed tan and sun-inned hair, and the other two must share the same name!! also, they must have a secret language..
hip hop team 1. did you hook up wit dat hott woodberry boy at kings dominion or was it tysons or was it last nights mixer.
hip hop team 2.i heard she hooked up with an israelite.
hip hop team 3.have u heard the knew shakira song, i can't get it out of my head.
hip hop team 4. do u like my weave, it is freshly sunned.
hip hop team 5. i long o vong e tong hong e tong e a mong.
hip hop team 6. ever since i can remember i've been steppin with jessa.
hip hop team 7. HIP HOP FO LIFE!!!!
by MY WEAVE May 14, 2006
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