where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia

Noun

Hey bro.. you ready to go downtown to thotlandia; where all the thots where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia

by pooping_quacker oat May 30, 2018

hook a bitch

Ghetto/slang for u-turn

"We passed it. Okay, we need to hook a bitch so we can go back."

by GateHearing August 18, 2009

to hook up large

-to give extra rations to; pay special attention to; to spoil with surpus materials; to be generous; to possibly suck up

to hook up large-
waiter to kitchen staff-
"hey my girlfriend is downstairs, can you hook her up large?"
"Yeah man, we can give her an extra scoop of ice cream or something"
"thanks man"

by Sr Ackwardo February 25, 2010

eggs on hooks

The most saggy, terrible, worst looking breasts ever seen. Could possibly cause blindness or retnal detachment.

After La-sha breastfed all 8 children, she suffered from the worst case of eggs on hooks the doctor had seen, as a result she was elligible for imediate implants surgery.

by snotty monkey February 26, 2010

The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB

A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".

When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".

by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 9, 2010

straight hook

1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.

1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.

by analectomy January 10, 2010

fish hook magic

the ability of a dude to catch & reel in a chick

did you see jim last night? he used his fish hook magic on that girl & bam, in the car.

by officespacejk May 27, 2009