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Hey bro.. you ready to go downtown to thotlandia; where all the thots where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia
by pooping_quacker oat May 30, 2018
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hook fart

Faking an illness or the supposition that one has symptoms that do not associate to a real illness.
She thinks she has bronchitis but it's probably just a hook fart.
by Lotharian October 11, 2020
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Cookie Hooks

Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!
by Slim_Dikkenz September 19, 2021
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Hook line and sink her

The sexual act of tricking your girl into closing her eyes long enough for you to put the hook from your fishing pole through her pussy piercing. Bonus point for yelling, “Fish On” or “This is a big one”.
If she got a pussy piercing, you need to hook line and sink her.
by Jaid3d June 7, 2023
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The Hook

Term of endearment given to 1980s male with curved penis.
Can't wait to shower after the game with The Hook!
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Blowfish On A Hook

The act in which two fingers are "casted out" in two ones mouth while performing oral sex on the vagina and blowing inside, then finished with a forceful thumb up the butt
OMG! JOHN IS SO HOT HE HIT ME WITH THE BLOWFISH ON A HOOK AND I SQUIRTED EVERYWHERE!!!
by THE CHOIR October 30, 2025
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Captain Hook

When a niggas dick hooks upward
Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
by malgal3349 November 18, 2019
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