Holy Mother Fucker

Something so big, "wow" can't even begin to explain it

Look at his face!
Holy mother fucker!

by Kennykid2002 March 27, 2009

holy finger fuck

sexual act involving three girls and one male priest or holy authority in which all three bend over in front of man and one engages in anal sex with the other two women on each side of the priest engaged in anal fingering by the priest

Sara, Lauren, and Ashley went to the priest's campsite expecting a friendly conversation only to get the holy finger fuck.

by Uncle E September 16, 2008

holy cleavage batman!

an exclamation used when someone is showing entirely to much cleavage.

girl with a low cut shirt walks up
"HOLY CLEAVAGE BATMAN!"

by xelA13 October 18, 2008

Holy Jesus on a Stick

Used to represent extreme exitement or suprise.

See Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Easy term to explain the crucifiction of the son of God.

"Screaming Jesus on a Stick!!"

by Tompson Versetti May 24, 2004

Holy fuck-sticks

Used to express excitment

*looks in drawer to find uncut diamonds and some gold*

HOLY FUCK-STICKS!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!11one111

by Jon December 27, 2004

Holy Shit The Fridge!

When you just want some damn orange juice out of the fridge and when you open the refrigerator the whole entire door comes off with it causing you to fall on your coccyx.

Anything and everything involving a fridge.

Something to say if you are surprised, angry, scared etc..

I'm just going to the some orange ju-- HOLY SHIT THE FRIDGE

Person 1: Hey do you remember that part of the movie when that guy was hiding behind the fridge and....
Person 2: HOLY SHIT THE FRIDGE!

Julia: OMG are you okay?
Torrey: I'm okay. But the fridge... holy shit.

by Torrencial September 14, 2011

holy bloody jesus

holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite

holy bloody jesus that lightning strike was loud

holy bloody jesus playing in the mud was fun

by bluebear December 25, 2022