Healthy balanced breakfast

eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up

Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!

by anon23432 August 17, 2015

Team Real Healthy

someone who doesn't do real sick things, eats cheese, carrot flavored soft serve ice cream, celery. lettuce. someone who doesn't get rowdy and is soft

Mark was the 2007 number one recruit for team real healthy

by Real Sick April 8, 2007

heather

A professional, expert or connoisseur of all things pretaining to Giraffe sex. Generally the dirtier the better.

Damn man, you see that Girffe Rim jobbing his budy? Too bad we don't have a heather here to explain why.

by Dranth June 23, 2016

hearthfuck

Another name for the online card game "hearthstone". Frequently used and made popular by Jenna Marbles

Guy1 - "Hey, you want to go play hearthfuck."
Guy2 - "Hell Yea BOII"

by ktg3858 February 22, 2017

heather hit

A dab hit smaller than a normal hit. Usually reffered to a hit so small that only a tiny woman named heather will feel it.

Dude dont load me a Heather hit man, I wanna get ripped!

by Viciouspest June 17, 2017

heather

All 3 of the main characters from the movie and musical, Heathers. Heather Chandler, Heather McNamara, and Heather Duke.

Heather Duke, No discernable personality but her mom did pay for implants. Heather McNamara, Head Cheerleader. Her dad is loaaaaaaded, he sells engagemet rings. And Heather Chandler. She is a mythic bitch.

by PassionFire April 22, 2018

Heatherington

One who refuses to accept responsibility, i.e., blames everyone except herself. A person who often becomes hostile without provocation and savors an opportunity to play the victim.

Man, it was completely her fault and now she's yelling at me for her mistake - what a Heatherington!

by POTUS007 June 11, 2018