Handle

When referring to a new steady hook-up.

Is that Dougs new handle?
Yeah, her name is Jen.

by CVHS May 5, 2003

man handled

a saying used to describe a person who fuks them self up real bad mentally and physically.

"did you see jesse fall off that bridge"
"yeh, he got man handled"

by george tony February 21, 2005

Two-Handed CPR

What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.

Man i cant belive you walked in your your dad when he was doin two-handed CPR

by Scott Stpehens February 25, 2004

Handegg

Another word for "American football" err I mean "FOOTBALL." Usually used by retards who don't know basic English.

Retarded person: "I think football should be renamed handegg."

Non-retarded person: "Why?"

Retarded person: "Because they used their hands and its an egg, DUH!"

Non-retarded person: "Are you retarded or something? Its called football because its played on foot, and we played it on foot. Besides we do use our foot, it's called a kickoff and an extra point and a field goal and a punt. Do your friggin research before making people think you're a retard. Wait a minute, YOU ARE!"

by Counterblitzkrieg December 9, 2010

[jan handled]

The act of getting your ass kicked by Jan

Yo, the bout's score was 5-1, she totally jan handled that girl!

by AB12345 January 18, 2009

Red Handed Bandit

Someone who fingers a girl while she is on her period. So named because of the resulting blood covered hand.

Person 1 - So, I was fingering the girl last night and turns out she was totally on the rag.

Person 2 - Gross, guess you're a red handed bandit now!

by crazyblazn August 8, 2010

left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.

Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member

by metroid768 May 28, 2011