Hitler cum

hitlers cum -mace crawshaw

“Hitler cum is delicious”

by Man344 February 3, 2025

hitler

my third best friend following behind satan and the grim reaper.

i love hitler

by furrystabber May 10, 2023

Hitler

The man with the highest K/D ratio to ever live.

Hitler has a K/D of 1000+

by Straight Man543 June 2, 2022

Hitler Youth

Hitler's young-lings (often born from rape victims) they create a cloud called an "iron curtain" being literally made of iron.

These Hitler Youth, ruining a perfectly great day!

by sqreemwithme May 2, 2018

HITLER

HE DID NOTHING WRONG YOU INSENSITIVE FUCKS

HAIL HITLER!

by HAIL SATAN 6666 December 10, 2023

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.

Fun facts:

• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"

Further reading:

"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)

- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!

by horny cucumber May 25, 2022

Hitler pistol

A pistol that you could use to theoretically aim and eliminate any group that shares a single trait, though, habit ext.

Bob said he would Hitler pistol every one that gets offended by micro aggressions.

by anonymous November 13, 2020