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Memorial High School 

a school consisting of rich preps who can afford the best of the best including drugs, alcohol etc. there are maybe six black people that attend the school. you will mostly find frat lookin boys and sorority lookin girls here. good luck.
Person 1: "Hey man wanna meet up with some Memorial High School kids and get fucked up with em tonight? "

Person 2: "Nah man, I'm black. Dude... Ill stick out like a black sheep. But they will have awesome maryjane and booze. Aight dude lehhgo!"

Person 1: "thats what i thought" You dont wanna miss a Memorial party!"
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Livingston High School 

Livingston high school isn't as diverse as they say, it's mostly just Asians, Jews and everything in between. Most of them stick together in their own group and become this isolated ball. But one of the ways that people get together is through SEX . i'm not saying that every girls is a thot, i'm just saying that 90 percent are thots. LHS thots tend to go 1 of 2 ways when it comes to clothing, either wear skintight pants that are 6 sizes too small and stick your ass out abnormally or wear about 20 percent clothing where your ass is hanging out (underwear is optional) and if we didn't see enough of you from behind we also have to deal with the 950 snapchat stories about your dog or you making idiotic poses with your tongue hanging out. but LHS girls can't be LHS girls without BLOWJOBS, things that are given out like pamphlets in New York. for them, it seems like chlamydia is a culture and not a disease

But what about guys, well its pretty divided, you're either a jock, a geek, a loner or a prick (with exceptions). There are a lot of guys out there who play sports A LOT and that's not a problem at all, but when you become a complete douchebag about it then its annoying to everyone else. But most of all, certain guys like to emphasize the size of their dick with a passion, for example making jokes like, "my dick is bigger than your future". In this school especially, there is an abundance of fuckboi haircuts and most of them feel the need to fondle their hair every 3 minutes.
"hey man"
"Yea"
"4'o clock, her pants arent even covering 50 percent of her ass"
"wow"
(starts jerking off in class)
"i heard she fucked (insert 7 stereotypical jewish last names)"
"i heard she got chlamydia"
(fapping intensifies)
(pulls out a blunt and smokes in front of teacher)
couldn't give the slightest fraction of a fuck
but still represents livingston high school

Patrick Henry High School 

a place where kids skip just to get high. you can score drugs in any hall.alot of trashy white ghetto girls.The girls are easy easy as lunch, u walk in, get what u want and leave.
you get suspened for the stupidest reasons like flicking a lighter. also getting sent to the office for throwing ninja stars a foot away.you get the shortest times to write a paper. the teachers usally are alright unless there on thier period.

also most of the students have stds
Patrick Henry High School- so gay

Bolton High School 

High school in Alexandria, Louisiana where the athletically and academically talented students go. It is a gifted high school. Crosstown rivals with Alexandria Senior High (ASH) in every sport. Students receive a Macbook laptop at the beginning of the year and use them instead of textbooks. Students there are chill and relaxed. It is located in a predominantly black neighborhood, but that doesn't make it a bad place, to all of you ASH and Menard fuckers. Mascot is a bear. A cool place to be.
Damn, I wish I went to Bolton High School, everyone there is so chill and accepting.

croatan high school

A pot distributing factory posing as a high school
Person one: You go to croatan high school?
Person two:*too high to answer*
croatan high school by ghosty ghost December 20, 2010

Carmel High School 

A high school in Carmel, New York known for the absolute lack of respect of authority and over use of E.N.D.S products. The boys bathrooms are usually places for pissing on the floor, juuling, and sucking a football coach's dick. Although they do have a bad reputation, their proms are considered one of the best in the Hudson Vally area.
boy 1- I got to Carmel High School.
boy 2- Who is your dealer?
Carmel High School by autoresponder December 16, 2017

Great Valley High School 

Welcome to Great Valley, considered one of the best high schools in the state. But, do not be fooled by its good ratings and college acceptance rates. This school really is a hit or miss place if you go. If you can find a good friend group and not piss off the administration, you will be fine. If you are socially awkward or belong to a low income family, run... just fucking run... The students who consider themselves "popular" consist of girls with daddy issues and lacrosse and football players who think that 5 inches is considered big. Everyone Juuls or smokes weed in the wet, dirty, and, moist bathrooms and end up getting a 1 day ISS then get pissed because "they didn do nothing wrong". Most of the students are pretty normal people, but, it's the small group of students that will ruin your experience at the school. You have your typical 80's movie high school groups - The nerds, The jocks, The trailer park kids, The hicks, The hoes, and last but not motherfucking least, the worst group of them all which consists of only a few Great Valley students. The rich ones. Vineyard Vines and $400 pens are the regular for this small group of lousy human beings. From daddies money to the stock trader who thinks he's hot shit just because he has more... Yes, this is what in the end makes this school a horrible place. But hey, it's still #2 in the state!
I went to Great Valley High School for 4 years, and now I have a nicotine addiction
Great Valley High School by GVHS '19 September 20, 2018