I have brought peace

i have indeed brought peace, freedom and justice to my new empire.

but i did not recieve the rank of master.

"i have brought peace, freedom and justice to my new empire"

"Your new empire?"

by OkayJens September 18, 2020

time to have some balls

It's a word any guy with a crush would say if they can't talk to her while she's with her friends

and it's the word that means he'll fuck up 100%

dude 1: you have a crush dude?
dude 2:yes and she's over there..
dude 1:you're gonna talk to her?
dude 2:yes...time to have some balls.
*goes to his crush*
dude 2:i was creeping on you last night and you looked saxy :D
*at this moment he just knew he fucked up*

by that pedophile in your closet May 27, 2017

does life have a purpose

Not really you should kill yourself

Does life have a purpose? No Sam has no purpose in life he should jump in front of a train

by cripplepepe May 31, 2017

have yo own back

depend on NOBODY but your self! have yo own back cause at the end of the day when shit gets deep nobody gone have to back! 💯 ride yo own wave & do everything by yo self !!

sister : you gotta have yo own back before you depend on anybody else to have it

by mkassh June 23, 2017

i have a confession for you

It means someone likes you

“I have a confession for you.”
“I like you too”

by Usknfnejwmsm October 31, 2017

But do you have timbs

The worst comeback in all of mankind. It’s no u but on steroids. It takes all the roasts and sends them back times timb dog.

Jack: you’re gramp tramp
Dave:but do you have timbs?
Jack instantly dies, God becomes gay, the universe dies

by Timblover69 May 13, 2018

I have man boobs

When u run they jiggle and make a sweetly sound and u drink milk out of them

hey I have man boobs at my place

by A man boob November 2, 2019