Graf

A member of a very boring normal Chicago suburban family. A Graf usually has a mechanical memorization and ritualization of birthdays and holidays. They rarely socialize outside of their family or visit “the city”. Instead they spend weekends picking berries and doing other family exclusive activities. A Graf rarely operates in life individually, rather they operate as a coalition family unit of Graf’s.

Berry picking is such a Graf activity.

by Neverforget01 July 28, 2024

Gräfelfinger

When a man is catfished on the pretext of a fetish or group sexual encounter, but in reality that man becomes the subject of sexual torture, often by groups of men for money.

I thought she was for real but when I got there the local football team gräfelfingered me within an inch of my life for the next 6 months until the FBI found me.

by HedgehogJuggler September 9, 2023

gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.

Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police

by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023

Gaff

Another ghetto Zimbabwean slang word used by zims who don’t have anything to do with their lives. Gaff is just an embarrassing words the use for look

The Good people that sue the words Gaff use it to mean the words House/crib.

Omds did you gaff that lady’s fat arse

I’m going to my gaff tonight

by Cailyn Robinson October 11, 2023

Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.

That man is a Giraffer Asser.

by Cyruschase October 12, 2023

Gaffed Up Squak

Worn Out Vagina

"i'll betya shes got a Gaffed Up Squak"

by Cracker November 4, 2023

Giraffeinated

Slang for being super high. "I'm high as giraffe pussy."

"Damn dude I can barely concentrate I'm so giraffeinated."

by Purplesuede22 December 7, 2023