Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.

Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me”

by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019

Gatch

Gatch (or gatcha) is a breed of video game that adapts and virtualizes the physical gacha (capsule-toy vending machine) mechanic, i.e. greedy and manipulative pay-to-win. In the monetization of video games, it is similar to loot box, inducing players to spend money. Most of these games are free-to-play mobile games. In gacha games, players spend virtual currency, which can be from a machine; however real money is usually eventually spent to obtain the virtual currency and opportunities to use it.

I love gatch games as they not only waste my time and phone battery but ultimately my money. Gambling has evolved.

by Fruard July 16, 2019

Gooch Poof

When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch

Oh shit! Did you just gooch poof?!

by Reneerenee11 April 1, 2019

Goatch

Verb:getting peanut butter stuck in throat

That was such a bad goatch I just had

by Wandering Uterus November 28, 2019

Gooch Scooch

The act of two men rubbing taints.

My boy Alex and I had a good gooch scooch the other night.

by GoochGuy December 19, 2019

Gooch Gobler

Someone that aggressively licks the taint

All the girls say nick seester is a gooch gobler

by ShlankDaddy20 February 11, 2020

Gitch Itch

Severely itchy nuts that are relieved with the removal of the offending gitch. More common on a hot day but can be caused by improper hygiene, cheap underwear or even a new laundry detergent.

If you still have gitch itch after taking the gitch off you might want to see a doctor.

by Angus McCracken February 23, 2020