Joe Gorilla

Joe Gorilla's will have poor eye sight
Would get solo'd by michael goatilee

Smokes vapes and will then make the move onto cigars, so lungs are kind of fucked
Wont take dark humour well, but will still make those kind of jokes

Boy: joe gorilla, fortnite killa

Joe Gorilla: *cough**cough*

by MortonHearsAMoo February 17, 2023

Gorilla Dart

A word that can be used to refute any logic ; to leave the person one is conversing with speechless.

"I know you are but what am I?"
"I am going to put a gorilla dart in your foot."

by bebegronk February 7, 2024

Albino gorilla

Ed stecher

You know who fucked that albino gorilla ?

by Mjlikescotton May 16, 2016

The Silver-Back Gorilla

When two sexual partners engage in doggy style in a walk in freezer. When the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and discharges over the female's back and rubs it in. This will cause the woman to exclaim 'ooo, ooo' like a gorilla due to the extreme sudden heating of the woman's back during said ejaculation. For added realism the man may beat his chest at the point of orgasm,remove pubic hairs and sprinkle on semen or make an African American individual the sexual partner.

Hey babe, wanna have the sexy time?

Only if we do The Silver-Back Gorilla.

by SEXYTIM June 2, 2016

Gorilla Tag

You can fight me, but the game is really good, it’s just the children that make people want to hate it

Guy1: I play Gorilla Tag and it’s fun
Guy2: kys
Guy1: bruh what did i do
Guy2: kys bitch you play fucking gorilla tag you fatherless bitch
Guy1: sorry for liking a game bud :/
Guy2: go touch grass and get a life you stupid fucking 5 year old child
Guy1: …
Guy2: idc if the game has good effort into it the player base is bad so the game is dogshit so kyskyskys you fatherless bitch
Guy1: ..
Guy2: you are fatherless and live in a basement, i bet the only game you play is stupid fucking monkey game and you think you’re the best kys ni-
*Guy2 gets obliterated by Guy1*

by LazyWasTaken July 20, 2023

Flying Gorilla

The best game to ever grace mobile phones. The devolopers provide this masterpiece for free, what legends. Download it now for maximum flying gorillas.

“Bro, did you play Flying Gorilla?”

“No?”

“Looks like our friendship is over.”

by smobowser June 17, 2022

Gorilla Cookie

The last little bit of a blunt or joint. Typically the roughest part of it.

“Damn this shit hittin rn.”
“That’s that gorilla cookie.”

by Audaciousapple September 26, 2022