by Texasrenamedtekas July 29, 2022
Get the Best Girlfriend mug.17th november, national KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!!! Even if you haven’t kissed yet, grab her face and smooch her
by EmsiPemsi November 17, 2023
Get the Kiss your girlfriend day mug.Person 1:Hey dude guess what.
Person 2:What?
Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
Person 2:What?
Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
by gwagwazk October 31, 2022
Get the National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day mug.You have no idea how hard you hit me—emotionally, not physically… except when your pink hair blinds me in the sun, you adorable neon menace.
Your hair literally looks like cotton candy and chaos had a baby, and honestly? I’d still follow you anywhere like a lovesick idiot.
And don’t even get me started on your belly.
Every time I hug you and it squishes against me, my brain just goes,
‘Ah yes. Safety. Warmth. Premium-grade girlfriend softness.’
It’s like holding a tiny, beautiful, slightly-stabby-with-love marshmallow.
You’re this perfect mix of soft and strong, sweet and spicy, cute and holy shit how did I get this lucky?
You make me laugh, you make me melt, and you make my heart beats rapidly just like yours does while walking up a flight of stairs
I fucking love you—your glow, your chaos, your softness, your jokes, your pink hair that probably has its own personality.
You’re my favourite human disaster and my favourite comfort all at once
Your hair literally looks like cotton candy and chaos had a baby, and honestly? I’d still follow you anywhere like a lovesick idiot.
And don’t even get me started on your belly.
Every time I hug you and it squishes against me, my brain just goes,
‘Ah yes. Safety. Warmth. Premium-grade girlfriend softness.’
It’s like holding a tiny, beautiful, slightly-stabby-with-love marshmallow.
You’re this perfect mix of soft and strong, sweet and spicy, cute and holy shit how did I get this lucky?
You make me laugh, you make me melt, and you make my heart beats rapidly just like yours does while walking up a flight of stairs
I fucking love you—your glow, your chaos, your softness, your jokes, your pink hair that probably has its own personality.
You’re my favourite human disaster and my favourite comfort all at once
MADDIE- “MY GIRLFRIEND is really gorgeous”.
MADDIE-“Bro did you just look at MY GIRLFRIEND” (then MADDIE slide tackles their white scrappy little dog)
NIAMH”can I have back scratches pwease”. 👉👈
Maddie- “ Ofcourse I CAN”.
Niamh- “I’m happy you’re MY GIRLFRIEND “.
MADDIE-“Bro did you just look at MY GIRLFRIEND” (then MADDIE slide tackles their white scrappy little dog)
NIAMH”can I have back scratches pwease”. 👉👈
Maddie- “ Ofcourse I CAN”.
Niamh- “I’m happy you’re MY GIRLFRIEND “.
by Maddiethestinker November 29, 2025
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Get the army girlfriend mug.It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.
“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”
by ashl3yz August 31, 2023
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