my ex girlfriend

she broke my heart

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie

by guydude111 December 16, 2023

girlfriend grenade

The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.

I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.

by acs35 February 27, 2024

girlfriend buckaroo

Whilst enagaged in the act of missionary intercourse with your girlfriend, the deliberate act of saying a random or selected girls name will typically cause the girlfriend to react in a bucking motion. The game, is seeing how long you can hang on for.....

Had a quick game of girlfriend buckaroo last night - I managed 25 seconds.

by BBBeewick June 22, 2017

Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 03, 2016

Perfect girlfriend

Lilliana René Jones

Lilliana René Jones if the perfect girlfriend

by Trent11 July 12, 2021

Perfect Girlfriend

Cassidy Westbrook

Wow she’s the perfect girlfriend, must be Cassidy Westbrook.

by Timmeh72649837294 May 20, 2023

Perfect Girlfriend

The name is Addy. a kind, insanely beautiful, funny, great personality, fun, and freaky.

Wow she is such a Perfect girlfriend

by Mysterious boi August 13, 2019