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friend pass

When a couple each like one of the other persons friends and they get a free pass with each others friend.
Charlie and Susan are together. Charlie likes Susan's friend Lisa and Susan likes Charlies friend Tom. They give each other a friend pass to be with the other persons friend. But then they stay together as a couple.
by People321 June 21, 2010
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Friend Zone

When someone wishes to pursue a romantic/sexual relationship with a friend, but the one who is being pursued keeps them as a friend.
It is also usually used as an excuse by shallow men who feel entitled to a relationship with the said friend just because they've been nice to them. It is also described by them as, "An inescapable hell."
Some women have been put in the friend-zone, but it's fairly rare.
"I told her I wanted to be her boyfriend, but then she put me in the friend zone. I wasted so much time on her!"
by Ninja Clan here I stand May 16, 2014
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Friend Crush

1. When a person really wants another person to be their friend, it is called a friend crush.
2. When a person really wants to have sex with their close friend.

Usually used with Aquantinces and Inferior Listeners.
I had a friend crush on Karl last night; I couldn't sleep until 2:00AM.

I realized that Melissa is so hot! I think I have a friend crush on her.
by definition_composition123 April 17, 2016
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friend crush

When you've known someone for a very long time and you know them very well, and you think you might be starting to becoming interested in them as more than just a friend, so you invest more of your time in the friendship to see where it takes you.

Usually leads to either a deeper friendship, budding relationship, or end of any kind of friendship at all.
Man, I have a total friend crush on Cindy.
by Justice Journals August 23, 2011
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Friend zone

The frustrating position a guy finds himself in when he has(or develops) romantic feelings for a girl in a platonic friendship who is unaware of how he feels despite numerous affections and favors.

Guys stuck in the friend zone can usually be seen giving sappy gifts, acting codependent doing her constant favors, cuddling, giving backrubs and crying themselves to sleep when she hooks up with everybody else. She remains oblivious that he's doing it all to try and woo her, since every attempt feels like an act of friendship instead.

Feminists believe it is fictitious. Any woe is actually your misogynist belief that a girl is obligated to fuck you for simply being her friend or acting really nice. tl;dr you're a pig who hasn't checked his privilege and thinks he deserves access to a woman's body when he feels like it.

Nice guys believe the friend zone is what happens when you treat girls with respect. The reality is nobody wants an overly nice "yes-man" with no confidence and the personality of a wet mop. They are also too easy to manipulate.

YOU think it's because she's too dumb to notice how much of an obvious special snowflake you are for being really super nice and attentive instead of hitting on her... you are also stupid.

Truth is, it's his/your own fault for dragging feet until the dating window closed and never speaking up. The ONLY way out now is to sit down and TALK TO HER. Maybe she'll reject you, maybe she won't... but that's life.
bimbo1: Hey you two look great together. Saw your facebook how Dave takes you out all the time, buys you dinner and does all these nice things. I'm soooo jealous he even bought you tickets to the concert and that necklace. He's so awesome I wish I had a boyfriend like that.
bimbo 2: Oh god no LOL he's just my bestest friend ever.
bimbo 1: Ouch, friend zoned.

girl: oh-em-gee I just LUV you. Flowers AGAIN thank you so much for being my cuddle buddy! I'm so lonely, if only I could find a great guy like you.
guy: well ya know, I am single after all ;)
girl: LOL eww not in a hundred years that would be like dating my brother!
guy: fuuuu.... I hate the friendzone.
girl: huh?
guy: I said uh... I wanna give a backrub?
girl: aww k! I'd take my shirt off but it's not like you'd wanna see THOSE ha-ha. so anyway i hate how Kevin always holds my head down every time I suc--
guy: god please kill me now.
by xailu March 16, 2014
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Friend Of The Pod

A sarcastic twist on the phrase “friend of the podcast” used in shows to describe guests. It’s used most commonly a euphemism for war criminal or pedophile.
In a tragic turn of events, Friend Of The Pod Jefferey Epstein passed away last night.
by Fishpond Ruins February 22, 2023
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friend-tervention

Reconnecting with an old friend you haven't seen in a while
Ok we seriously need a friend-tervention because I heard this song on the radio and it reminded me of you and how much I miss you! I need to see you!!!
by TophEER June 16, 2011
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