Mashy Finger Syndrome

NOUN- The inability to type quickly and accurately, usually resulting in misplaced, or unnecessary letters and symbols.

sorry i havet mashy finger syndrome from the energy drinlk

by TN3ST3!! January 10, 2011

glamour fing

A Glamourous and beautiful women.

Zoe, that little glamour fing

by usherjz September 2, 2011

sausage finger language

when a fat one attempts to type on the keyboard and has extremely large fingers that carry similar looks to that of sausage links frequently causing typos and misspellings.

I could not understand your post with your sausage finger language.

by l;akjflksdanflkanfl;kdsnflkasd January 22, 2012

Salad Finger

A racial slur regarding Europeans and European stench.

Aww dude! Look at that salad finger! Repugnant.

by Srdty May 12, 2014

five finger finney

When ya vag so loose that one person can fit 5 fingers in it

Girl: my pussy tight!
Boy: Stop lyin bitch you got that five finger Finney

by trapjesus ass licker December 5, 2014

rusty finger brush

The art of fingering your butthole and then using your rusty finger to brush someones teeth. - Jim Williams

My wife loves my rusty finger brush. The rustier the better.

by loverofallthingsrusty September 20, 2015

Double Finger Mustache

When an individual licks the tip of their two fingers, straightens their mustache with said fingers and proceeds to insert these fingers inside of a vagina while licking the clitoris.

I heard that Kevin gave Susie the old double finger mustache.

by metalive69 October 12, 2015