to friendzone

Basically a verb form of friendzone: To put someone who loves you and wants to DATE you in the zone of just friends, like if you were friendzoned, then you basically got rejected.

Bro, my "girl" wanted to friendzone me... WHY I SPENT 3 MONTHS ON HER

by joshuliu December 8, 2016

skin fridge

A fat man who hides food under their fat rolls to eat during the day.

That fat kid Eric pulled a Twinkie from his skin fridge in geometry class today, nasty kid!

by Rumplenutz April 7, 2017

Flappy Fringe

An uncontrollable quivering receding quiff usually modeled by a Mark

My God! If that wind picks up any more then Marks Flappy Fringe will take off

by Mr Shawn July 4, 2018

Lawton Friedland

Thrusting as much prayer beads into a homeless mans ass.

"Please sir can I have some more?"
"I'm going to Lawton Friedland some hobo today"

by Blibybduvd March 29, 2019

Plastic friend and fake friend

a plastic friend is someone who is your friend just for advantages and gives back only when he has to, not to get confused with a fake friend, which always is never really kind to you. These friends are usually friends with another one of your close friends that don't see how they're treating you.

Joe: have you seen Bill lately?
Kate: yeah, he was hanging out with Luke and Drew
Joe: Luke is such a plastic friend. Always taking and never giving!
Kate: Bill talked to me about it, he doesn't like it, but he's afraid to lose Drew.
Joe: he's also such a fake friend!
Kate: IKR! he's a Plastic friend and fake friend.

by skjfdngv April 30, 2019

Courtesy Fries

Slang for free french fries. In the 'hood, when placing an order at a fast food restaurant, order something very inexpensive but then ask if you can have some "courtesy fries with that?" Chances are, you'll get a free order of fries.

"Lemme git a small Frosty....and.....uh....can I git some courtesy fries with that?"

by Homey de Plume June 19, 2019

phantom friends

A sudden illusion of being amidst friends in the middle of one’s stark and sad aloneness during this time of COVID-19.

While I was reading I looked up at all of my phantom friends who appeared right out of the blue and felt immediately comforted.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020