engineur

Engineer+Entrepreneur=Engineur

He was an engineur, using engineering in business.

by jeromefisher October 30, 2013

Engineer Vision

The phenomena that occurs when a male engineer is forced to look at below average women for extended periods of time. The regular scale that is applied to women is generally multiplied by .7 to receive their actual rating.

Engineer 1: "Hey man look at the fox, she's a total ten!"

Engineer 2: "Ya she gives me one hard renob."

Regular Person: "Boys she's a generous six; quit looking through your Engineer Vision."

by BinMucker February 4, 2014

engine 69

Rape train.

George to Jack:"Trust me Jack, you don't want to be the caboose on Engine 69."

by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014

engine oil

Stuff that isnt meant to be drank

I accidently drank engine oil

by EthanKharns May 16, 2015

english milkshake

An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.

Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!

by Hitler Banana May 22, 2015

english toe

When the second toe is longer than the big toe.

Those sandals really show off your English toe.

by Annann09 October 2, 2015

english grad student

A bibliophile who has spent entirely too much time reading, writing, and thinking about the works of poets and authors who society at large has never heard of. i.e. George Gissing & Marie Corelli (two examples)

The English Grad Student realized with solemn humility that she had spent seven years of her life on an education that would resign her to working at coffee shops for the indefinite future.

by Stuck in a book Carole Anne🐘 December 11, 2015