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White People Energy

The unmistakable vibe someone gives off when they react with performative outrage to things that don’t concern them—often in spaces where they weren’t invited to weigh in.
by treuaquarious August 29, 2025
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(LPE)Loose Pussy Energy

(Loose Pussy Energy) Similar to “small dick energy” is when a woman is carrying herself in an inappropriate manner or act’s similar to a Karen(AKA, acting like a hoe).

Could also be called a young Karen)

EX 1: A woman is dressed skimpy at a bar
EX 2: A girl orders a 4oz Filet at a restaurant and is mad that it is not 8oz
Use EX 1: That girl just yelled at a kid for being too loud,(LPE)loose pussy energy right there!

Use EX 2: College girls always dress up like hoe’s on Halloween because of their (LPE)loose pussy energy
by M1on Eu$k December 17, 2023
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energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.
"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."
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Moshpit Energy

The rush of energy you feel when you are extremely enjoying the moment, usually at parties concerts or festivals, through a huge adrenaline rush. This can be enhanced via drugs or alcohol.
You good bro?”
“yea i finna got that moshpit energy going”
by Eulers462 August 11, 2019
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The Energy Argument Against Abortion

The Energy Argument Against Abortion is a novel, inarguable, and irrefutable argument against abortion that can be found on the END ABORTION community on X formerly known as twitter. The Energy Argument Against Abortion is as follows: Albert Einstein's mass-energy equivalence principle dictates that mass is fundamentally a form of energy. Thus, the law of conservation of energy dictates that the energy in the form of matter with mass taken in by a living system that is converted into free energy cannot be greater than the free energy utilized by the living system to carry out that CONVERSION of matter into free energy that can be utilized by the living system which mathematically means that NO NET ENERGY is added to a living system despite intake of matter with mass. Thus, as dictated by the second law of thermodynamics, the total energy of the human zygote/human fetus as a living system CANNOT increase after the moment of conception and must CONTINUALLY DECREASE since the total free energy of the human being living system progressively DECREASES as the total entropy of the human being living system progressively INCREASES since NO NET ENERGY is added to the human being living system despite intake of matter with mass into the human being living system. Thus, the human zygote/human fetus has the HIGHEST TOTAL ENERGY as a living system out of all forms of the human being including born human beings making the murderous act of abortion WRONG and IMMORAL under any circumstance!
Example: "Hey bro, I just used The Energy Argument Against Abortion in order to COMPLETELY DEBUNK every single pro-abortion apologist and it was completely FANTASTIC!"
by The Global Revolutionary April 15, 2024
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South Campus Energy

A student at The Ohio State University who lives on the south side of campus. Typically means the person is attractive and enjoys partying much more than the chodes on north campus
Chad: Bro she is so hot
Kyle: Yeah bro, she has that south campus energy for sure
by KyleFromBetaApplePi August 13, 2019
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Joe; God Of Energy

Have you ever heard the story about how "a cup of joe" was named? I'm about to tell you why coffee is called Joe.

Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.

Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.

Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
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