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eating cookies

When the butt cheeks of a person are "eating cookies" they are swallowing up the pants and lumps of fat are visible.
WHOA!!! Yolanda is seriously eating cookies dog, even Atkins couldn't help that.
by BStalker July 17, 2007
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eat the shark

Similar to jump the shark, the phrase eat the shark refers to the point where a television show is no longer any good and the main character becomes fat.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.
It's quite a bummer when shows eat the shark.
by crankthetank April 15, 2010
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Krum eating

the act of a blowjob, giving head, or fellatio.

When a hot chick puts your penis in her mouth and sucks on it back and forth repeatedly.
My ex girlfriend was very good at krum eatings.
by beerjck November 9, 2009
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[eating] sponge

To go down on woman's answer to the average sea sponge, i.e. to have a fish supper or eat hairy burger, to poke on through the beef curtains and give the audience a wink
"i could hardly breath for the full 15 minutes of eating sponge, for it took a lot of eating and soaked up the life from me"
by Gerikashaybux December 31, 2008
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bum eating

Bum Eating is a form of Autocannibalism believed to have originated in the west african region.

The act of bum eating consists of one or more people using a razor blade to cut skin and fatty tissue from their bottoms. This “bottom steak” is then layed out flat and spices and a mashed up combination of nuts and berries are added and then cooked over a small electric grill. Outside of others helping a person reach the right area during a mutual bum eating session, bum eaters cut and eat their own flesh.

This is NOT a common practice and is looked down upon in the local society and is considered an insult to call another person a bum eater.
Stay away from the docks at night, that place is full of dirty sailors that are into bum eating.
by WankDoctor December 14, 2014
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Eat Bread

To eat Bread means to kill yourself because if a fish eats bread it dies
Hey, Andre why don’t you eat bread, now Andrea is dead
by Anonymous gay child March 28, 2019
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eating ravens

v. Aussie expression for being hungover.

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Proper bang storm last night in Perth jBruce. Feel like I’m eating ravens.

Too right mate. Thought the woomera was never going to close.

Sorry? What does that even mean?
by gnostic3 December 4, 2019
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