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A practice used by all dutch folk. Used in sexual and spiritual rites. To Dutch is to take a large pole between 4 and 10 ft. and proceed to place near the rectum then another Dutchmen will use a ceremonial Dutch paddle to pound in. The dutching rod as it is known will eventually appear in the throat. Only the dutch can survive the ordeal and usually enjoy it. The leader of these right, their spiritual leader, and their political leader is simply called The Dousberg, also known as The Bloody Dutchman.
How did they execute him
by Dutching, they said the Bloody Dutchman himself was their
Poor bastard
by High Prophet of Taran October 21, 2010
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Dutchie

Pass the Dutchie by Musical Youth was a cover/remake of Pass the Kutchie by The Mighty Diamonds. Kutchie being a joint.
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flying dutchman

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I was at this upscale banquet last night and had to perform a flying dutchman; I was so embarrassed! Good thing no one caught me.
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Double Dutch Rudder

When two men grab their own penises with one hand, while grabbing the other mans forearm, moving it in an up and down motion, to act as a form of masturbation with out genital contact. Also so see dutch rudder.
My two gay buddies tried a Double Dutch Rudder last night. Now there is jizz all over my pillow.
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durico

Useless in every sense of the term, might apply to a negative dominance factor or qouta, exeperience similar to being molested by a catholic priest, enjoyed by the french, alternativey refers to the inability to win or do anything in life
dude that guy just dropped out of college to play guitar hero,,,what a durico
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dutch halo

where a man creates a halo on the other persons head out of his spunk.
"last night i recieved a dutch halo, i wonder if it's good for my hair!!"
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Dutch Hayroll

When you squeeze your ass cheeks together and take a shit. it comes out in a pancake shape and you roll it to look like a hayroll.
I'm going to make a Dutch Hayroll for my grandmother.
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