Drunk Stains

Where one becomes so drunk that they shit all over ones bathroom, bed or self. Often they don't remember until they wake up and the entire bed is covered in shit.

He was so drunk last night he left drunk stains all over the bathroom.

by Stagin55 February 7, 2010

Drunk panda

When you have too much to drink and you have lost your control to think straight. Means u had a good time

drunk panda

I was wasted last night and became a drunk panda. Or i was a drunken panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

Drunk-logic

The cognitive process an extremely enebriated individual uses when they:
(1) chose to do something very strange or stupid.
(2) pass words of wisdom or ideas to those around them that really aren't wise or interesting and most of the time, don't even make sense at all.

I'm waiting in line at a bar with my boyfriend, and another couple. I know the bar and bouncers so they allowed us to wait in the VIP line. My boyfriend's friend, who is btw already completely hammered, turns around to a random guy behind him and says with eyes fully bulged and drool dripping from his mouth:

"I'm wayyy knarlier than you bro". For no reason, and was laughing hysterically... In a really creepy not funny way, I thought there was going to be a fight... But...
The bouncer sees this other VIP (who he knows) is being harassed by someone I was vouching for, and announced that I could come in but the guy we brought couldn't enter the bar. So we left because his mind told him to announce his "knarliness" in a state of drunk-logic to a stranger who really just looked extremely confused.

by LalenaBella September 7, 2013

poopy-drunk

The process in which one becomes so intoxicated that fecal matter exretes from the anus. Reported to be an Urban-Legend.

"Yo, did you hear about Sam getting poopy-drunk last night?"
"Yeah, it sucks."
"I know man...I know."

by Zachary Price Gresser September 10, 2006

boner drunk

When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.

Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.

by Lorey Loates November 22, 2011

drunk doll

Someone who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, mainly vodka, and gets so drunk they end up blacking out and puking at some point. During this trance, a doll may dance dirty, lose their drinks, buy more alcohol after getting theirs taken away, stumble home, run friends into the wall, talk to trash cans and express their feelings to them, runs to the toilet/trash can to puke guts out and eventually passes out. The next morning they must down a bunch of mountain dew to get rehydrated and feel sick the rest of the day.

I was such a drunk doll last nite.

by Ash Doll August 20, 2010

Town Drunk

the life of the party who also happens to fuck up alot of shit at the party

Town Drunk usually has a good time until he/she knocks a vase over

by weesnawpuba November 6, 2014