Douche McGouche 

a nickname for someone who is (or is acting like) a douchebag

A: (to B) Did Johnny stand us up again?!?
B: Yeah. Douche McGouche better hope i don't kick his ass next time i see him.

Douche McGouche by freigo November 18, 2006

douche whistle 

the sound a douche makes. also used as an insult.

chris was a real douche whistle for not treating his girlfriend better

douche whistle by Steven Deatherage December 20, 2006

douche bags 

an insult. see "John Edwards"

On south park, John Edwards won the biggest douche bag in the universe award

douche bags by skinny whiteboy October 14, 2003

douche chills 

Originally from the Howard Stern Show in the 1980s, when Robin described friends of hers experiencing a shiver while cleansing their vaginal palette. Howard generalized this to mean a kind of overload of the senses. This first episode was re-aired on the "History of Howard Stern" broadcast during the last week of 2008.

Hearing someone else get credit for that term just gives me douche chills

douche chills by Fa Fa Flo Li January 8, 2009

douche hat 

1 : Completely idiotic, without redeeming value, used when douche bag is not derogatory enough (after all, douche bags serve a potentially useful purpose.)
2 : Totally useless or frivolous, as in a miniature hat meant to sit on top of a douche bag.

That guy came out of nowhere and kicked me in the nuts for no reason! What a douche hat.

douche hat by hanlonsrazor July 27, 2008

douche fuck 

a douche bag person who is completely confused at life and fucking sucks.

"damn sarah, you are a complete and total douche fuck for making me repeat myself 26 times."

douche fuck by deanna marie September 27, 2007

Douche Nozzle 

Someone who displays a high grade of douchiness. Calling someone a douche nozzle may be needed if a simple "douche" just doesnt cut it.

Wow. Tori is a real douche nozzle for cock blocking.

Douche Nozzle by SO84 March 6, 2009