A coward who will surprise attack you from behind and fuck you in the ass, literally and figuratively because they’re too scared to face you upfront.
My boss is such a BACK DOOR FUCK! He keeps telling me one thing and then does the exact opposite. Then “I” end up getting fucked!
by NOTpopo September 6, 2019
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When someone is behind a closed door and says anything they want but once the door opens and the person they have been talking shit to gets ahold of them they are cowards.
Johnny showed a lot of closed door courage in making fun of Billy while they were in lockdown, but once the doors opened Johnny made sure the guards could always see him.
Internet trolls are now the epitome of closed door courage. Because they know nothing they say will ever have any repercussions.
Internet trolls are now the epitome of closed door courage. Because they know nothing they say will ever have any repercussions.
by HunterofTrolls September 23, 2017
Get the closed door courage mug.The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.
by Alagai March 22, 2017
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Get the Open-door Lassie mug.When you push the door knob into ones rectal cavity and continue to squeeze while trying to open the door.
I walked into my sons room to find him stuck to the door handle, it must be that new Spanish door knob he's been talking about
by The dickless magician August 30, 2016
Get the spanish door knob mug.When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.
“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”
by The Big Toast October 11, 2020
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