When someone, some thing, or some place offends you enough or is so poor by comparison to another such person, thing or place that the most logical reciprocation, sometimes ironically, is to smash the door with a blunt, heavy, nearby projectile such as a mason's brick, creating an inconvenience (and, if the door was glass, a safety hazard) such that the interested parties are coerced into correcting said problem.
My Aunt's eggs and grits are so good that it makes you want to drive by IHOP and throw a brick at the door.
by SleeplessInSeattle October 22, 2013
Get the throw a brick at the doormug. A coward who will surprise attack you from behind and fuck you in the ass, literally and figuratively because they’re too scared to face you upfront.
My boss is such a BACK DOOR FUCK! He keeps telling me one thing and then does the exact opposite. Then “I” end up getting fucked!
by NOTpopo September 6, 2019
Get the Back Door Fuckmug. by Sassbun November 23, 2017
Get the Open-door Lassiemug. by Ann M Neesia July 18, 2019
Get the BACK DOOR SUSHImug. 
by Mist master June 11, 2023
Get the Door county mistmug. When someone is behind a closed door and says anything they want but once the door opens and the person they have been talking shit to gets ahold of them they are cowards.
Johnny showed a lot of closed door courage in making fun of Billy while they were in lockdown, but once the doors opened Johnny made sure the guards could always see him.
Internet trolls are now the epitome of closed door courage. Because they know nothing they say will ever have any repercussions.
Internet trolls are now the epitome of closed door courage. Because they know nothing they say will ever have any repercussions.
by HunterofTrolls September 23, 2017
Get the closed door couragemug.