DIStorian

a DIStorian is a historian who specializes in the history of the Disney Company

"Disney actually has a rather rough history compared to many top companies today." said DIStorian Joe Shmoe.

by notbowlingdude November 9, 2020

distrubmonoultramicroslostivouscovolcanodisorientate

The stated of being utterly disturbed and lost in life, and contemplating life choices.

Guy1: man I have just being distrubmonoultramicroslostivouscovolcanodisorientate lately.
Guy2: what does that mean?
Guy1: basically lost in life.
Guy2: must suck

by DanTheNoobie April 29, 2021

distraction nap

nap you take to distract yourself,
specifically to distract yourself if a S.O isn't replying to a text.

me: "brb guys, gonna take a distraction nap because he ain't replying"

by okokoklalala May 2, 2023

Facebook Distraction

This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.

-logs onto facebook

-see's a funny status

-likes funny status

-starts browsing pictures

-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people

-tries to think of a clever status but fails

-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.

/Facebook Distraction

by Blofu February 13, 2012

analy disturbed

someone who is beyond butt hurt.

Teacher: Hey Joe I am concerned about you not being able to take a look at your problems. it is a vital part of life.
Joe: Screw off that's not true think about yourself for once and not everyone else. (Angrily and Sad crying.)
Teacher: I am only trying to help.
Joe: No your not you just can't focus on yourself I do look at my problems so screw off.
Teacher: I really am not trying to be hurtful.
Joe: Yeah sure all you care about is yourself I don't have that problem your just ignorant.
Student: Wow you are really analy disturbed.

by islamic state of Iraq April 25, 2017

Richmond District

An area in San Francisco where all the Russian Jews live. You will always know if the person is Russian in the Richmond district because they all where Chanel or Louis Vuttion and they always are either driving a BMW or Mercedes. Most Russians in SF are rude and full of themselves they love to party until 6AM and get drunk. Also ALL Russians in SF always go on vacation in groups of 70 people or more and they always go to places that are warm so look out when your at the airport.

You won’t believe all these Russian Jews in the Richmond district their so snobby.

by user2003 September 22, 2017

Noosa district state high

Literally the worst school on the face of the fucking EARTH

And it somehow always smells like fucking burnt toast or GRAVY!!!

Guy: o shit my schools trash
Guy 2: well at least you don’t go to Noosa district state high

by You will never see August 5, 2019