Devil's Gravy

The foulest, most pungent, sloppy wet excreta found in a nappy.

I swear that nappy was filled with the devil's gravy.

by zoxparpu September 14, 2012

Devil’s Dandruff

What you sprinkle on top of deviled eggs to ensure your mouth burns as if burning in hell.

Girl: Don’t you have paprika?
Guy: Deviled eggs deserve only the best Devil’s Dandruff round here!

by anonymous July 7, 2022

The Devil’s Rosary

My synonym for the sex toy called anal beads

I introduced my girlfriend to the Devil’s Rosary last night during foreplay.

by JB716 February 3, 2019

bearded devil

A bearded devil is when a man ejaculates into a cereal bowl and immediately trims his pubes over it. The process is repeated by other men until the bowl is filled at which point the combination of jizz and pubes is stirred well. The mixture is applied to the face and allowed to dry for a minimum of 24 hours to give the appearance of a beard. The bearded devil is not complete until the wearer is filmed getting it groomed at a legitimate barber shop.

As a simp, my wife’s boyfriend wants me to be the bearded devil. At first I wasn’t sure, but when they said I wouldn’t be allowed to watch him impregnate her, I agreed. It turns out it’s quite soothing and looks great after styling at the beard shop.

by Tiddyslap June 18, 2021

devil's abicus

someone, typically of Asian descent, who plays the role of devil's advocate in an discussion about mathematics.

Bob: "The theory of relativity is the most mathematically correct theory"

Ng: "But what if it isn't?"

Bob: "Shut up, devil's abicus."

by Shmooners June 13, 2012

Devil Time

The Devil shivers when a nice guy loses his temper.

Heisen is bout to go Devil time ;)

by Heissey March 20, 2021

Devil's Friday

The alternating Friday in which a person is not paid by there employer.

Did we get paid today?

Nope, remember it's devil's Friday. We get paid next Friday.

by Jeffrey daumer March 19, 2014