3rd of December

you know Conan Gray's song Heather? well, the 3rd of December is Heather day, as he mentions in his lyrics :
"i still remember, 3rd of December, me in your sweater"
so on the 3rd of December, wear a sweater.

-Oh shit its the 3rd of december...lemme get a sweater and cry to Heather all day :)

by tinyspaghettis October 31, 2020

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Destroy Dick December

In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Destroy Dick December" is an event starting on the first of December, in which you masturbate until completion in a quantity in relation to the date. This means you must nut 1 time on the first, twice on Dec. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st.

"Yoo man are you trying no nut november?" HEEELLL no its all about training for Destroy Dick December!!!!!!!!!!"

by FAM MAN November 21, 2017

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December 12

Not national but important day when you can ask out your crush and if they say no slap them

Person 1: hey it’s December 12
wanna go out with me sometime

Person 2: lol no u ugly
Person 1: -slaps brutally-

by Apersonthatisreal October 28, 2019

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December 10

December 10th national fuck school day do whatever you want when you want at school

Joe: hey john you know what December 10th is right

John: no

Joe: national fuck school day do whatever the fuck you want

by Talon winter December 1, 2019

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December 13

December 13 is the day where you can break any school rules as long as you don’t get caught.

Chad why are you crab walking down the hallway?
Bro it’s fine it’s December 13
Oh ok. I’m just glad it’s not national ask your crush out day like it is every other day of the year.

by Orabgeyes December 4, 2019

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