Day in the life of a discord mod
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022
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Friend-“Discord sucks, only fatass losers go on that shit”
Me (who is a part of that Discordian life)- *grabs gun*
Me (who is a part of that Discordian life)- *grabs gun*
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Discord packing is too insult one of another
" Ex You shower with an brick dumbass!"
Discord packing is too insult one of another
" Ex You shower with an brick dumbass!"
by Soy Man May 31, 2022
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"Why can't I find a match on Nick Brawl? Is online dead?"
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"Discord Fighters are dead games lol, go save your $50 and play Multiversus instead."
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by T64 August 1, 2022
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by Discord Gamer August 18, 2022
Get the Discord Kitten mug.A group of people in a Discord server/community who behave overly wholesome to the point of arousing suspicion as to how they actually behave behind closed doors, or will behave upon a mask off moment. They're generally seen in groups, posting hugging emotes upon seeing other specific users, making comments like calling others cute in the midst of an on-going conversation, and a few others.
Although it isn't all that common for someone in a Discord Kitten Colony to secretly be terrible people, it's incredibly noticable when they reveal themselves as such: typically by either starting a flame war, having a meltdown, or saying something to get banned.
Although it isn't all that common for someone in a Discord Kitten Colony to secretly be terrible people, it's incredibly noticable when they reveal themselves as such: typically by either starting a flame war, having a meltdown, or saying something to get banned.
"What's up with all those guys posting the :cuddle: emote when seeing each other?"
"Oh, don't pay much attention to them, that's just the server's Discord Kitten Colony."
"Any specific users I should be concerned about?"
"The guy with a Zero-Two PFP secretly hates gay people and the guy with the Courier Six avatar likes lolicon. The rest are normal. Well, relatively normal."
"Oh, don't pay much attention to them, that's just the server's Discord Kitten Colony."
"Any specific users I should be concerned about?"
"The guy with a Zero-Two PFP secretly hates gay people and the guy with the Courier Six avatar likes lolicon. The rest are normal. Well, relatively normal."
by Idiotinfrontofadesk August 26, 2022
Get the Discord Kitten Colony mug.usually, a discord mod is pretty fat and overweighted. a real discord mod likes to date 12 year old girls and he likes to ban innocent people
beluga: yo lester, wanna hear a joke?
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*
by timtiminsky September 14, 2022
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