shitty cookies

You're having anal while eating freshly baked cookies or cookie dough.

Gangster G wanna-be: "Yo, me and my chick last night did some shitty cookies."

Gangster B for real gangster: "For real dog? I bet she be all up in that yummy goodness."

Gangseter G wanna-be:"You know how it be."

by gigglesmagee October 9, 2009

cookie dough

the affect of an overweight girl wearing a tube top that is too small, like muffin top on both top and bottom of the shirt, like when you squeeze a tube of cookie dough in the middle.

ugh, that girl totally has cookie dough pushing out of both sides

by ERNIEandJESSE July 21, 2009

spun cookie

Primarily used in the South San Francisco Bay Area, it's pretty much the same as spun. More specifically, refers to a beeotch who toots too much crank.

That chick is one spun cookie.

by mikeysfbay July 6, 2006

milk and cookies

Alcohol and weed.

Damn man you better get some milk and cookies for tonight.

by Nick Po. August 26, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

it can mean, "that's life" or "that's how it goes" at the end of a conversation about bad things.

"My dog died last night, and then I broke a nail."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles, honey!"

by Meg May 26, 2004

fortune cookie nookie

to have sex with an asian girl

Dude, I took this totally hot asian chick home last night and scored some fortune cookie nookie!

by Robert Richards October 14, 2007

cookie pirate

a girl, who usually pwns at counter-strike unless met by a zong lux or unholycheese.

omg cookie pirate just ninja'd me, sneaky pirates.

by Andrew Corr May 4, 2006