Cock-wagon

the equivalent of calling someone a dick and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete asshole.

Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*

Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.

Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.

by Beatle Bundy August 15, 2011

cock raiser

Any physical aspect of the human anatomy (generally part of the female anatomy) that causes a penis to become erect when a male sees it.

Dude 1: Did you see the booty on that girl?
Dude 2: Shit, did I! It was a real cock raiser

by GTPRIX September 30, 2014

Cock lottery

The first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. If she does, she's won the cock lottery.

I finally gave my new guy a blow job last night, and damn, I won the cock lottery!

by tallgirl11_2 July 10, 2011

cock fog

verb

A strategy or tacktic of a Cock Blocker, who elusively Blocks a Cock without leaving definitive evidence that he is in fact a Cock Blocker.

"But Dawson said she has herpes?"

"No Russ... He wants her for himself. You're in some serious Cock Fog right now."

by KitsSmeller May 26, 2016

Overstock of Cock

Another way of saying its a sausage party or cockfest. All males and few females in sight.

Hey Brad, hows the bar looking right now?

Not good bro, we have an overstock of cock at the moment. I will hit you up if some ladies start arriving.

by BilLektro January 20, 2017

alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013

Cock: The Movie

Cock: The Movie is science-fiction and drama based movie about a Filipino boy tries to solve a math problem relates to real world problems. His actions of brilliant math equations led to his consequences as he witnessed several traumatic events, such as doing a math problem about doing your mother and ended up impregnating her instead.

Cock: The Movie? That's Albert Einstein level right there.

Doing your mom.

by Zhrimpian January 7, 2021