Having enough alcohal in the system to be unable to perform any sexual act(s) without falling over, vomiting, yelling obscene things, falling asleep.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.
Buddy : " Man, last night was the worst, my girlfriend and I were finally about to do the ' dirty deed ' but I had a drink or two too many and I couldn't do it. "
Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "
Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "
Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "
Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "
Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "
Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "
Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "
Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "
by love-hate-masturbate August 15, 2011
The "cock handshake" is how the modern man introduces himself to a woman online. When men no longer rely on their wit and personality to woo a woman and succumbs to just showing her a picture of his cock to say hello!
A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.
A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.
Hi I am a single white female seeking a nice, fun loving man to share some quality time with. Send me an email with a picture and let's see if we have a match.
Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"
Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"
by aimme dudevant July 01, 2012
Upon entering an ice house with 5 dudes in occupancy, one may exclaim: Jesus fucking christ its hot in here! What is this? A cock bake!?
by chuggie-ya July 17, 2014
by flappy_cooch_69 April 23, 2020
a variation of smooth talking, however, this form of talking comes from the cock region with a more sexual manner
by The Junk August 06, 2008
by PDoodles August 30, 2018
When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.
Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?
Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"
Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"
by lawnman7 July 14, 2012