Chinese Hot Gas, or C.H.G., is a phenomenon caused by the ingestion of Chinese food with Sriracha. Shortly after dining, the afflicted person will begin passing extremely hot, putrid gas that literally causes a burning sensation in the anus. It's not uncommon that people within the blast radius of the flatulence are initially stunned for several seconds, before erupting into a rage while trying to identify the culprit. C.H.G. has been known to break up numerous relationships, and to date there is no known cure.
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It is the act of lubricating a condom with soy sauce before vaginal intercourse followed by the man (asian or caucasion decent) going down on said woman for exquisite taste.
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Get the the chinese smuggler mug.a way to walk with attitude and with a staggered gait. the way an employer of prostitutes walks around collecting money from his employees, while grabbing at his genitalia and shifting it to one side or the other of his lowered jeans. this happens most when the belt, worn low around the gluteus maximus, interferes with the employer's junk.
"A pimp during business time limps around & chokes things aside while talking bananas." -tomek aka double u thomas
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Get the Limps around & chokes things aside mug.This sexual position, originating in Superior Grill last Friday, consists of two penises placed head to head. or "eye to eye" proverbially speaking. After in position, the Chinese Finger Trapper stretches the foreskin of his junk over that of the Chinese finger trappee and sways to and fro, thus simulating a Chinese Finger Trap. This goes on until he realizes how ridiculous this is.
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Get the b-flip chonies mug.The ancient form of Chinese sex using long bamboo sticks as a sex toy while having intercourse.
Most commonly used by lesbians.
It's the first form of a dildo
Most commonly used by lesbians.
It's the first form of a dildo
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