Flying Carpet

An asian person who thinks they are English and doesn't know what malteasers are even though they own the corner shop

''look at that fucking flying carpet...what a sand monkey''

''what was that?? I got a whiff of curry''
''oh a flying carpet just went passed us''

by Twatalie the third August 7, 2007

carpet stainer

A participant in a bukkake with particularly bad aim when he finishes.

We hit that broad Lois with 95% accuracy at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Chris was the only one to miss.

by Don Karta November 5, 2007

Carpet Bombing

verb

The process in which you pass gas fueled by spicy foods, resulting in a large area being covered by noxious fumes.

After eating a bowl of raviolis with hot sauce and pepperjack cheese, Rick was carpet bombing his apartment so bad Joe could smell it even after donning his shirt mask.

by CancerFTC October 5, 2009

carpet stainer

A man participating in bukkake that has bad aim.

95% of us hit Betty at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Ted was the only one that missed.

by Don Karta October 27, 2007

Carpé

Like the thin pancakes

Dude bro roll my Carpé like you'd roll a joint.

by Kush6969 March 16, 2017

Carpetbagger

anything; miscellaneous; randomness

you stinkin carpetbagger!!!!

by CARPETBAGGER #2 February 17, 2008

carpet bumper

A partener who licks a hairy vogina

i caught the two lesbians carpet bumping in the bathroom stall at burger king!

by emily March 14, 2003