Canadian gift basket

when a man accidentally orgasms in his pants.

Brad gave himself a Canadian gift basket during his lap dance at the strip club.

by Street sweeper April 11, 2015

Canadian slumber party

A Canadian Slumber Party is when there are three or more players from one team in the penalty box at the same time.

Oh man check out that Canadian Slumber Party they have four guys in the box

by Sjcleve January 16, 2016

Canadian Roll Cage

A Vehicle with hockeysticks in it giving the appearance of having a roll cage.

Someone's a hockey player, his car is definitely rocking that canadian roll cage

by Ten-Times-Ten November 9, 2018

Canadian Anger Bang

That one occasion when you take your ex out for dinner and a movie with the sole intention of having angry sweaty

regretful intercourse with them later whilst listening to Canadian Rock Music's greatest export - Nickelback. Then when the song finishes leave without saying goodbye and flicking the bird whilst leaving the front door open

Bloke 1 - "Did you really go and see your ex again last night?"
Bloke 2 - "Yeah, gave her a right good Canadian Anger Bang"
Bloke 1 - *facepalm*

by ghostluchador May 23, 2018

Canadian snow monkey

A mythical creature found in the Ottawa valley/ Ontario Canada

We heard the cries of a Canadian snow monkey in Nidenes bush while hiking.

by La Roofier February 25, 2019

Canadian Spit Roast

When a female is getting Eiffel Towered by two Canadians.

That chick just got turned into a Canadian Spit Roast!

by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019

big bully canadian

very mean friend idiot who won’t let you do perfectly reasonable things. they are probably not actually canadain.

reasonable person- “cj can you make my sims character walk around the house in only a speedo?”
big bully canadian- “no”
reasonable person- “what the heck you big bully canadian. what a loser.”

by uwuowouwuowouwuowo June 20, 2019