Canadian gift basket

when a man accidentally orgasms in his pants.

Brad gave himself a Canadian gift basket during his lap dance at the strip club.

by Street sweeper April 11, 2015

Canadian slumber party

A Canadian Slumber Party is when there are three or more players from one team in the penalty box at the same time.

Oh man check out that Canadian Slumber Party they have four guys in the box

by Sjcleve January 16, 2016

big bully canadian

very mean friend idiot who won’t let you do perfectly reasonable things. they are probably not actually canadain.

reasonable person- “cj can you make my sims character walk around the house in only a speedo?”
big bully canadian- “no”
reasonable person- “what the heck you big bully canadian. what a loser.”

by uwuowouwuowouwuowo June 20, 2019

Canadian Spit Roast

When a female is getting Eiffel Towered by two Canadians.

That chick just got turned into a Canadian Spit Roast!

by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019

Canadian Anger Bang

That one occasion when you take your ex out for dinner and a movie with the sole intention of having angry sweaty

regretful intercourse with them later whilst listening to Canadian Rock Music's greatest export - Nickelback. Then when the song finishes leave without saying goodbye and flicking the bird whilst leaving the front door open

Bloke 1 - "Did you really go and see your ex again last night?"
Bloke 2 - "Yeah, gave her a right good Canadian Anger Bang"
Bloke 1 - *facepalm*

by ghostluchador May 23, 2018

Canadian Food Fight

The ancient art of retrieving contents from a soiled toilet (barehanded) and throwing them at a disliked person across the room.

Who wants to start a Canadian Food Fight with that asshole across the room?

by Napple1025 July 27, 2016

Canadian power plug

When a male sticks one end of a plug into a girls asshole and then hooks the other end of the plug into the outlet and turns it on and it stars to electrocute her

Dude me and Emily tried the Canadian power plug. Her ass was vibrating uncontrollably. Dude no way

by Dicklikcer69 October 4, 2021