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California Song

1.A love song to the state of California.

2.An overplayed and overrated song about California.
3.Any song that talks about "California Dreaming" or "Californication" etc.
4.A "fuck you" song by Chicago band Local H to California and New York
Guy 1:Hey man, have you heard the latest Red Hot Chili Pepper CD?
Guy 2: PLEASE NO MORE CALIFORNIA SONGS!!
Guy 2: And fuck New York too.
by Mister Self Destruct May 28, 2009
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California Car-bomb

A non-alcoholic drink composed of the following:

4 Parts Arnold Palmer Tea
1 Part Organic Honey infused with Hashwax
Dude A: What did you say this was
Dude 2: It's a California Car-Bomb!

30 minutes later:

Dude A: I think i just defecated myself.
Dude 2: Most unparliamentary behavior Rutherford.
by A CALiFUCKiNFORNiAN April 29, 2011
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California

A bankrupt state where folks can be classified into five groups: 1) the faggots, 2) the whores, 3) the assholes, 4) the bastards, 5) the junkies.
- Ray how come you came back from California?

- I didn't belong there.

- Are you a racist though?

- No, I just call them as I see them.
by Peter Sniff Jr October 5, 2012
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California Special

A process where a man takes a woman to the beach and fills her vagina with sand. He then poops into the vagina and inserts his penis to cover it with the contents. The woman than takes the penis covered in sand and poop into her mouth and sucks on it until the semen is ejaculated into her.
He gave her the California Special after dinner on the beach.
by TheHam69er June 27, 2016
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California Carwash

When the drought in California is so bad that when you go to the carwash the workers surround your car and poop on it.
Man, did you see Match Game the other night? Alec Baldwin totally said, "California Carwash"!
by Dbeaux February 22, 2017
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burrito california

an item of food found in almost all mexican resturants,a burrito(beef or chicken) and can include onions,peppers,rice,beans,cheese,special gravy,jalapenos,salsa,sour cream and is always over five pounds

if you eat this and live to tell about it be proud...you will have joined a group of a select few that are somwhere between a man and a god
brad:where is sammy? is he coming to work?

chris:nah man...he ate a burrito california and ended up in the ER

brad:guess he should have stuck to the speedy gonzales
by BCeater86 August 1, 2009
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lindsay california

a small city with hardly no vilince and crime,great place to live and has nice worm weather
person 1: man lindsay california is a great place
person 2: yeah i know, greath weather and hot girls
person 1: i love lindsay california
by thegirlweNEVERspeakof:D December 10, 2011
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