Cream Hug

When you’re getting huggy and things get creamy.

Things were getting hot and heavy and ended up giving her the cream hug.

by PhillybertoB May 2, 2019

Cakey Cream

Alter ego for Casey Crane. Usually comes out at high school parties or when he is being extra wild! The dude is a legend and does some crazy shit! And on top of all of it, bro cheated death!

Man, Cakey Cream really knows how to fucking party!

by Too much milk May 20, 2019

Cripple Cream

Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.

Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.

by musinon July 2, 2019

Ice Cream

The single greatest breakfast in existence. Ice cream is a fruit. It is properly consumed through the hands.

I do like a nice ice cream in my soup.

by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019

Ice cream coma

When eating ice cream leads to a coma.

Lance could not wake up from his ice cream induced coma, hence ice cream coma.

by Kent Bigcannon October 25, 2019

Ice cream float

When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.

After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.

by Nosferatu October 31, 2019

Prom cream

The time after prom when you go to the hotel for 5 minutes with your boyfriend. Expect you don’t cream, he does.

“Girl I am telling you Prom Cream isn’t as fun as it seems. You have no fun, he does.”

by What is up my dude :) July 21, 2020