Competitive Terrorism

A competition where you have to strike fear into the audience. The one who does it better wins. It has some restrictions as to avoid severe injuries or cause death. It is a sport that isn't that well known but it is quite entertaining to take part in as one of the contestants. I was once among the audience and I had to go to therapy for 3 years. *Never again*.

Person A:"Hey wanna play Among Us today?"

Person B:"Sorry, I can't. I have a few hours competitive terrorism today."

by MansurNr001 February 20, 2021

Cooper

Cooper is your basic heartbreaker. Most people either love or hate him. He can be a jerk to everyone except his current girlfriend.

Person A: Wow, I hate Cooper.
Person B: I think he's amazing

by Lilohoneybear364 February 24, 2021

cooper

the sexiest big black tall being named as air to the throne gonna be a king. he is so cool he jumps higher then Michael jordan and dances better then Michael Jackson. he is the straightest being to ever live.

aw that awesome guys name is definitely cooper

by not the real batman March 9, 2021

competitive solitaire

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".

"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"

by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021

Cooper

A man with a big bank

You think you’re so good, huh? Says cooper, before twerking.

by BigBank_Boy March 28, 2021

Cooper

The hottest and most fun and funny person you will ever meet. He constantly gets people staring at him and sometimes feels creeped out from all the stares that he gets. There are new girls that add him on SnapChat every day and won't every stop talking to him, even though he doesn't want to talk to them. It gets very annoying at times but then he realizes that its only because he is good looking, and then he starts to feel better again.

Did you see Cooper over there. He's soooo hot.

by Yerrrr Boi March 29, 2021