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School bus 

1. Unmistakable vehicle of ominous size in which you are watched and monitored for the entire ride.

2. Cramped space that smells like shit where you are forced to be as a mode of transportation to hell.

3. Fastest and easiest way to lower self esteem and be judged, where you will find the crappiest way to die because of reckless half asleep bus drivers and idiots that should wear potential fire hazard signs! A fun educational experience that is always an hour or five late or early!
In the bus the boy threw a water bottle from across the bus at your head!

The windows were closed in late june!

You sat on the aisle, and got your stuff thrown out the window, he made you trip on the way out on purpose!

The school bus passed your stop and never turned back, the next day it was half an hour late and the last day it was so early it didn't come at all!
School bus by Aislyn Demure April 24, 2011
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throw under the bus 

You get thrown under the bus when someone (usually a co-worker) reports some wrongdoing or slacking off to a superior or other influential person. Sometimes used with the suffix "Vrooooom!" to simulate the noise the bus would make as it passes by at a high rate of speed.
"Dicky George, I can't believe you just threw me under the bus."
throw under the bus by Jeremy October 30, 2002
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Cajun Bus Ticket 

Picking up a cheep hooker and driving her down the street. Whilst arriving several blocks later, you take a bill from your pocket, wipe your ass with it, stick it to her forehead, then drive off.
I picked this hooker that I thought looked good from behind, but low and behold I gave her the Cajun Bus Ticket.

"What is that?" My friend asked!

I replied: "Well! I picked her up, drove a few blocks, got a $5 out of my pocket, wiped my ass with it, stuck it to her forehead, kicked her out of the car, and then drove off."

sunshine bus kid 

What 9+10?
21
You SUNSHINE BUS KID!!!!
sunshine bus kid by Mrsd January 20, 2015

good idea bus 

Military term; Primary mode of transporation for good idea fairies. GIF's usually come around in groups, hence the need for a bus.
Wonderful! The CO has said that we need to update our communications to the field daily in order to accurately reflect the current messaging and strategy from the command. We also need to update the messaging on the web site to reflect this directive. The good idea bus must have stopped down hall.
good idea bus by Jester2120 September 15, 2006

teh n00b school bus 

The usually refered to term when n00bs(word commonly used to someone who sucks at a game or is new to a game) are owned(pwned)in a phrase that suggests that the person was owned so badley they were taken to school by the person who just owned them, suggesting that the person they owned took teh n00b school bus.
Game: HEADSHOT
Player 2: Nooooooooo!
Player 1: You just got taken to school my friend, have a good ride on teh n00b school bus!
teh n00b school bus by Jmashed September 6, 2008
when you are under the influence of drugs or alcohol and cannot function properly
eh i just drank some vodka and i stay all bus yo.
all bus by jack mihada July 2, 2003