Brown Cake

The act of shitting into a blender and using the product as a filling for a cake.

“Hey Brian, you wouldn’t believe what you’re eating tomorrow for your birthday!”
“Sounds amazing, John. Tell me more.”
“I made you brown cake!”

by Cacophonous_Shart January 11, 2021

Brown Road

The act of taking a dump in a line on the back of your sex partner.

Dude you won't believe this girl i met last night. She let me give her a brown road!

by fatboythuggin11 July 29, 2009

Madison brown

one bitch of a person

madison brown is your friendly xavier university bitch

by maxmcedi January 1, 2022

brown touch

AKA "poop touch"

A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.

Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."

"Man you've got the brown touch."

by nelly83 October 24, 2014

Browns Fan

Someone who never gives up...even in a time of no hope whatsoever.

Stacy's a real Browns Fan is she thinks they are going to be able to come back and win...

by FlickerBoot September 7, 2017

alex the brown

It's when you become a legend of being penetrated in the ass by many horses and surviving while your asshole is filled with cum.

Alex the Brown survived the massive horse dick.

by StoryGod June 3, 2014

Harry Brown

Harry Brown is amazing. He is the best friend and boyfriend anyone could ask for. He always knows how to make me laugh when I'm at my lowest. I don't know what I'd do without him. I love calling him and playing Xbox with him. I love hanging out with him in and out of school. I love waffling on to him about random stuff he probably doesn't even care about. I love how he doesn't complain when I sing too loud on call or am being so rude. I love how he apologizes for only a minor inconvenience he didn't even mean to do. I love Harry Brown with all my heart and soul. <3

No one could ever be more amazing and as perfect as Harry Brown.

by Amelie69 August 13, 2022