Brown Cake

The act of shitting into a blender and using the product as a filling for a cake.

“Hey Brian, you wouldn’t believe what you’re eating tomorrow for your birthday!”
“Sounds amazing, John. Tell me more.”
“I made you brown cake!”

by Cacophonous_Shart January 11, 2021

Brown canal

Taking a shit in your companions nostril then blowing as hard as you can into the other nostril until the shit leave out of her mouth

Hey babe let’s get dirty, let’s make a brown canal

by Useless Giant March 12, 2019

alex the brown

It's when you become a legend of being penetrated in the ass by many horses and surviving while your asshole is filled with cum.

Alex the Brown survived the massive horse dick.

by StoryGod June 3, 2014

Browns Fan

Someone who never gives up...even in a time of no hope whatsoever.

Stacy's a real Browns Fan is she thinks they are going to be able to come back and win...

by FlickerBoot September 7, 2017

brown beacon

The Brown Beacon is when your bowels have begun a pre-launch sequence and you have only a few minutes to get to a toilet before you shit your pants.

I was in the store picking up a 24 pack of The Beast and suddenly I felt the Brown Beacon. As luck would have it, once I found the shabby bathroom the toilet looked like someone had sharted on it and the stall door wouldn't lock and I had to out-wait a Stall Stalker.

by khaytsus September 29, 2011

brown pancake

when two people are raping a girl one shits on her chest and presses it down with their ass cheeks and the second man jizzes in it, to symbolize syrup.

We just gave that hoe a brown pancake

by penispotatodickwhorefuck October 12, 2014

brown sandwich

The act of defecating in a bed and then squashing the resultant faeces with the top sheet and/or quilt to hide the evidence.

Can be accidental due to a loose stool or a deliberate act of revenge. Popular in a hotel environment where it can prove an unwelcome surprise.

"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me so I gave her a brown sandwich while she was at work and left with all my stuff."

by Bweahns December 19, 2008