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Brian

A name used for birth

He’s 7/10 black African American and slays the biggest cock on earth 9/10 and 9/10 skinny

The name Brian usually puts fear in other people with that encounter the names of Malik or William or Daryl
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A man born in 0AD in the stable next to Jesus Christ where he was mistaken for the redeemer by the Three Wise Men. He lived a rather boring life until he re-encountered Jesus at the Sermon at the Mount where he and his mother could not hear his preaching due to the factors of their distance from the lord and the bickering of a very stereotypical Jewish man and a man with a very large nose. While working at his menial job at the Colosseum selling snacks such as Otters noses he is recruited by the Judean Peoples Front who's aim is to reclaim Judea from the Romans. Through his acts of terror, he comes face to face with Pontious Pilate and is sentenced to Crucifixion, whilst running from the Romans he is mistaken for the Messiah and attracts a following to his dismay. He is eventually caught by the Romans and dies as a martyr whilst singing with the very stereotypical Jewish man prior mentioned. God bless Brian.
Person 1: Did you see that Brian fella, he's the Messiah!

Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!
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This dude has a girlfriend named Jessi who’s super hot. They will have hella kids and his dick big
Damn Brian your girlfriend Jessi is hot
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Denoting from Brian a character in Family Guy

A pretentious absorber who adopts something they know very little about and uses it to impress the people around them.
Lady Gaga lived in London for a month and started talking in a British accent; she's such a Brian.

He heard The Beatles most popular song and can't stop talking about them like he's some kind of expert; dude is such a Brian.
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Brian is the skater that can't skate good, most likey mongo pushes and mall grabs. He doesnt like getting his feet wet and he's half "asian " but we all know he aint a noodle, he's just a nigga. Also he doesn't eat meat except for mine.
Woah is that Brian?! I heard his pussy stanky as fuck .
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Brian Awesome Keith

I mean, he's fucking awesome - like his middle name clearly states.
Liv said 'Did you guys know that BK's middle name is "Awesome"?? He is literally Brian Awesome Keith.'
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The biggest cock wielding man to ever grace the earth, the brexit geezer is 6,8ft on a bad day and 7,0ft when using his cock to stand.
Brian the son of all gods
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