brian witmer

Beefaroni

Brian Witmer has a big cock in men's assholes

by brian's friend February 28, 2014

Brian

Can be nice at times, and pretty anoying at times. Normally kind of dirty.

Person: He is SUCH a Brian

by Many people are there May 10, 2021

Brian’s Law

Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.

“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere”

“Yeah, Brian’s Law”

by brianl May 3, 2024

Brian Beasock

Where you are a skinny ass bitch boy and think you all that

Wow dude, that guy seems so tough! nah man, he’s just a Brian Beasock

by Rashaina August 17, 2025

Brian

the worst person you will ever meet. Likes shitty music like lucki and is over all a gross person. looks like pinnochio from shrek mixed with bbl drake. brian is bad.

“hey do you see that dude?”
“yeah hes such a brian”

by willywonkasbudussyhair March 3, 2022

Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.

Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.

by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021

Perm Brian

Will goof, boof, and speak the truf. Perm Brian comes out when the party needs some energy and will call you out if you ain’t ratchet enough. Warning: may cause loss of sleep

Oh shit, Perm Brian coming out to play. Get them pinkies ready

by Labius Maximus November 23, 2021