When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.
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Upon leaving the bar, Dj went to the gas station for a bp breakfast ,in order to quell his hunger pangs!
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by HydroHoudini October 13, 2017
Get the Amsterdam breakfast mug.An openly bigoted morning radio show funded by big corporate sponsors and endorsed by radio monopoly conglomerate, iHeartMedia a.k.a iHeartRadio (formerly Clear Channel Communications)
The Breakfast Club is run by a bunch of african americans with very toxic attitudes that cry victim every weekday morning on syndicated iHeartRadio owned radio stations while calling white people either "jar of mayo" or a "donkey" whenever they can while getting away with profanity and spreading divisive rhetoric on a regular basis
The Breakfast Club is run by a bunch of african americans with very toxic attitudes that cry victim every weekday morning on syndicated iHeartRadio owned radio stations while calling white people either "jar of mayo" or a "donkey" whenever they can while getting away with profanity and spreading divisive rhetoric on a regular basis
*kid and father sees mother in distraught*
Kid: Mommy, what's wrong?
Mother: My boss force me and the rest of the workers to listen to The Breakfast Club
Father: GIVE ME CANCER NOW GOD!
Kid: Mommy, what's wrong?
Mother: My boss force me and the rest of the workers to listen to The Breakfast Club
Father: GIVE ME CANCER NOW GOD!
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A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.
A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.
"HO, hae ye seen mah bus ticket? am needin' it tae gang tae jobcentre tae git mah bru sae ah kin git mah jockanese breakfast doon me"
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Ugly looking pancakes
"Cereal"
Mini waffles that are actually edible
Apple juice that looks like kid friendly beer with apple flavoring.
Milk right before its expiration date.
Ugly looking pancakes
"Cereal"
Mini waffles that are actually edible
Apple juice that looks like kid friendly beer with apple flavoring.
Milk right before its expiration date.
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