Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.

“Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”

by ballknower44 February 16, 2025

bong pich

Self-centric egotistical, full of oneself that no one can be better than them. Always try to show off materialistic stuff.

don't be so bong pich! care about others too!

by HiIamFine January 18, 2021

Bong

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by yourmomisalesbianlikeme October 21, 2022

bong

when someone makes a joke and its not funny, they are considered bong

Rehanna is bong because she made a joke that wasn't funny

by millboss June 25, 2017

Bin Bong

The phrase you use to steal SCP U39's luck. Not to be confused with Bong Bin, which gives the entity luck.

"Bin Bong gotta get some rare items!" - Astral being

by SCP U39 researcher July 23, 2024

Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass

Someone who looks similar to a privileged toe head ass fool.

That boy used a 100$ bill at the Dollar General, Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass.

by PolonColon November 24, 2018

Human Bong

The act of inserting the mouthpiece of a vape into your partner's vagina, and blowing into opposite end of the vape, filling up your partner's vaginal cavity with vapor. After removing the vape, quickly applying your mouth to your partner's vagina and inhaling.

"Honey, I think I got cervical cancer from when we were doing the human bong."

by acid)eater May 6, 2024