ponzi beer

a beer you buy for another person on a third party's tab, usually with said party having no knowledge of the action.

Pat: Aw man, I totally hooked with that girl last night after her I bought that beer for her.

Kevin: Pat, you turd. You charged that beer to my tab. I thought I told you to stop with the ponzi beers.

by KO'C March 10, 2011

Beer Waldo

The delicious mixture of a cold tasty beer with orange juice. The mixture should be an 80/20 split. Best enjoyed in the morning, after a late night.

That man has a beer waldo!

by MixKing October 29, 2011

beer cougar

A sub-class of cougar that tries to get with males under the age of 21 by offering to buy them alcohol.

Guy 1: Dude, where did Jimmy get that beer from? He's still only 12 years old!
Guy 2: Your mom bought it for him. I think she's about to make a move on him. What a total beer cougar!
Guy 1: Poor kid, he never had a chance...

by CHnerd11 July 5, 2011

beer bulb

A great idea while sober is associated with a light bulb. A great idea while drinking is known as a beer bulb. It's as if a glass of beer lights up over your head.

Alex: I just had a great idea. What if we sing Celine Dion to win Karaoke to pay for our bar tab tonight?
Marilyn: Brilliant! Your beer bulb just went off! My heart will go onnnn!

by parkca01 November 16, 2011

Rink Beer

It's the shit beer you buy at the local rink when you go watch local hockey teams get trounced by teams from Quebec.

Well, we're losing again. Better drown our sorrows with some rink beer.

by Just_kindred August 9, 2017

Deck Beers

The act of enjoying cold beer on a deck with friends. May include Patio Beers, Creek Beers, Breakfast Beers, River Beers, Hiking Beers, Golfing Beers, After Work Beers, Lunchtime at work beers, Mowing The Lawn Beers, Walking Beers, Cleaning the house beers, Bar beers, New Place Beers, Brewery Beers, Celebration Beers, ect....

I cannot wait to have cold deck beers after work

by Patio Beers July 28, 2018

beer child

The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.

Mary: "That lady looks heavily pregnant"
Rupert: "No, it's a tranny with a beer child"

by Loopydave September 1, 2018