Loaded Baked Potato

A jawn. She bad asf. She got a nigga. But he don’t kno she fwy...SUPRISE MF ! She yours now

I got me a loaded baked potato bruh, look at shorty..

by xXLowerCaseXx May 23, 2018

ill-baked

Poorly formulated.

The senate should modify its ill-baked policies.

by iam_wealthyman February 14, 2020

zombie band

A band that has changed it's core members and artistic vision to the point where the name and brand are now compromised by people that had little or nothing to do with the original lineup.

Larry & the Gang has become such a zombie band since the departure of Larry.

by Rosey Rascal April 26, 2020

Carlos Bandage

Carlos is a girl that you just can’t wrap your head around. She will always be a thot but no one can understand that as much at her hairless cat that attacks everyone he meets. For some reason the cat likes Carlos maybe because secretly Carlos is the devil. Carlos loves to eat trash out of her boyfriends trash cans and that’s how all of her boyfriends break up with her. Her last boyfriend (a literal stick) threw up in her trash and she ate it. If you are looking for a girl like that go to the dump and bring her some fruit roll up wrappers because those are her favorite. She only has 2 friends and only keeps them because she blackmails them because they are both wanted criminals.

“I think I have a raccoon in my trash”
“No it’s Carlos Bandage, I saw she was in the neighborhood.”

by kallyirwin May 21, 2020

EZ Baked

Having a group of guys use icing and syrup as lube while fucking you on all fours in a room full of people and finishing by spraying whipped cream in your ass hole

I got ez baked at the bathhouse and now I have ants

by Dustin TheWind November 18, 2020

Rent-a-Band

The bands that plays the music for the pop stars and recieve no credit.

"Wow that rent-a-band that played the background to that pop song makes it sound great!

by Drums Guns and Fun December 6, 2009

The Graduate (the band)

(Easily considered the most talented band that I have EVER seen live) A band that creates amazing music and is extremely talented-that should be signed so that I can get some more of their music-their stage presence will make you feel as if they (or at the very least, the lead singer) is peering into your very soul even in the most crowded room.

Amazing sound, amazing presence, amazing talent, an amazing band.

~the end~

"The Graduate (the band)" is godly.

by A temporarily lost soul.. September 6, 2010