eat bread

to perform oral sex on a girl that has a yeast infection

Last night when I went down on my girlfriend I didn't know she had a yeast infection, so I ended up having to eat bread.

by Sandalwood December 24, 2007

eat bread

To eat bread,

is to basically smoke pot/weed(a.k.a. marijuana)
This is an useful way to talk about doing drugs without adults finding out what you're talking about.

This is the most recent/commonly used term to replace the former and widely used term "smoke weed"

Girl:i want to eat bread tonight because it takes me to cloud nine
Boy:Okay, ill make sure to bring some tonight

Teacher walks by,overhears their conversation and thinks:Now I want a bagel

by cloud999 July 8, 2011

Zucchini Bread

Code name for marijuana in text messages.

Stoner 1: Hey dude, you got any zucchini bread for tonight?
Stoner 2: Yea man, I got a whole loaf.

by Sneeky J April 28, 2010

Blompkernickle Bread

Bread or Loaf Commonly found alongside a road , or wide path. Usually the blompkernickle Bread is left behind by the Infamous Tiffany Blom in large diaper like sacks. possibly cloth diapers made at home by her mom.

That was quite the Blompkernickle bread that girl left behind while running.

by Bottachelli November 18, 2009

garlic bread

Garlic bread?! Garlic bread?! am i hearing right? Garlic bread?!

Peter Kay live @ Bolton royal albert halls & at the top of blackpool tower!

by Lee Bryan March 7, 2005

Cut my Bread

This is a phrase that refers to when a girl asks and guy to cut her bread at lunch...but in all actuality it's a trick to see if he is whipped. Can also be mistaking for Cut my salad

Rachel: Hey, Jeff can you please cut my bread.

by Rachel Vaughan August 19, 2007

A round of bread

A round of bread - Mainly used in context in the west midlands area of Shropshire, England.
When used in context, it means one piece of bread from a loaf.
However it can also be used as "a round of sandwiches" meaning 1 sandwich including 2 pieces of bread.

"How many rounds of bread do you want?"
"Oh, just a round of bread please."

by Adamshifnal March 14, 2014