Broless Beer

noun.

refers to a beer consumed without the company of a bro or bros.

That shitface Anton bailed on me. We could have been on UD looking up shit like Angry Dragon, but he's off frolicking with some chicks. Looks like i'm gonna have a Broless Beer tonight.

by Ah Huang November 29, 2012

Travel Beer

Just a normal beer, but a Travel Beer is one you take with you when you go for a walk somewhere.

Richard: I fancy a beer but i can't wait til we get to the pub | Jess: Take a travel beer then!

by rach91 December 15, 2009

beer pouch

a smaller and more "cute" lil beer belly
most commonly on girls
starts a lil above the belly button and stops right where your jeans start
DOES NOT STICK OUT PAST YOUR BOOBS!
if it does its a beer belly lol

boyfriend: aww u gotta lil stomach goin on there
me: aw what my beer pouch?

by Lil_Nikki1818 February 24, 2010

beer bongologist

someone that knows a hundred different ways for you and them to chug your and everyone else's beer.

Timmy: We need to invite a beer bongologist to this party to show the ladies how to get FUBAR.

by UncleShakie July 8, 2014

Beer Wound

The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.

Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?

Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...

Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!

by Flashheart January 14, 2010

beer sneezes

The epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. Possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. A temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal passages.

“ man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”

*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.

by Afm3 November 12, 2017

Baseload beer

Pre-drinking before going out to have a "baseload" level. Beers consumed while out are "peak"

As the bar is expensive, we had a few baseload beers before we left

by K-bomb September 11, 2012