kiss-arse

The name given to someone who sucks the farts out of other people’s arse to gain friends, or acting the victim in every situation to stop from said shepherds to still love their sheep
J: “I am the victim, S and L, I just wanted some friends! I am shit at fortnite, please be my friends although we have nothing in common and I am a solid 4 kiss-arse whereas you are 10’s!”
S: “ok”
L: “ok”
by megaweirdo January 22, 2019
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Tit arseing

When your child is messing around they're tit arsing.
by Tit arseing February 19, 2025
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pie arse

Someone with a fat arse, likely the result of poor dietary choices such as eating a shit Tonne of pies!
by SH4779 December 06, 2017
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Thoroughbred arse

Someone (a teacher) who thinks they're at the frontier of modern scientific practices, and believe they can do whatever the hell they please.
Madhir : "Did you see how he marked our test? I wrote it as it was in the textbook and he marked it wrong."

Saif : "I used a synonym and he marked it wrong. He's a real thoroughbred arse."

Madhir : "Don't tell him that now, i don't think he will understand. He'd only accept homozygous anus."
by biig chungus April 18, 2021
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pissed up the arse

To be so drunk that not even your sister would sleep with you
Brother: Hey sis wanna go round back and take it in the crack?
Sister: Brother you are so pissed up the arse no way
by DigBickHarry February 22, 2016
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Arse Mechanic

A gay man, more "butch" and "rugged" than "camp" and "raving".
Mike: "I didn't realise Sergeant Muscle was bent".....
Jim: "Yeah man he's an arse mechanic"
by peterbeans December 28, 2010
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guys with no arses

You know an Aidan Stainthorpe when you see one. Ugly guys with no arses.
by Unknowndudewithhugedoinks June 20, 2018
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